Let's Just Get This Out Of The Way Shall We?

To blog or not to blog, that is NOT the question. Not in my case at least. The question is why am I blogging and why do you want to read it? YOU are probably an acquaintance of mine and will read this out of curiosity or *gasp* perhaps you feel obligated? But who the heck do I think I am anyway? And why would I think that you'll want to follow my blog? *Deep sigh* So many questions.